Animal Transference
Sep. 2nd, 2010 09:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Just importing some of my writing over here that amused me.
Inspired by this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5933325/Pet-cat-catches-the-daily-bus-for-four-years.html
Nobody could say for certain when it was that the cat first appeared,
the dapper looking brown and white cat with the piercing blue eyes. But
without a so much as by your leave, he rode this particular bus every
day and made the acquaintance of everyone aboard. They remarked on just
how friendly ... almost over friendly the cat was, as if the feline had
no regard for human space and frankly didn't care, getting enjoyment out
of watching them go cross eyed trying to figure out what breed of cat
would be this way.
He had a spot by a window, peering out of it while standing on his back
legs, and would given kitten commentary to any one that passed him about
the local scenery.
It was only as they passed by the Plass that he did a weird thing that
nobody understood why it was, but only that it appeared he gave the
Torchwood monument a salute before returning home. The bus drivers when
questioned only knew that he had to come off of the bus back where he
started.
"And we know cats can't salute .. but he gives respect and goes on his
merry way."
Nobody knew him and that was how Jack liked it .. now about that dumb
Poodle John three houses over ...
I own a dog or rather Missy owns me, because of family allergies
... I know NUFFING about cats and that's how it's going to stay ...
muahahahhaha
Inspired by this:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5933325/Pet-cat-catches-the-daily-bus-for-four-years.html
Nobody could say for certain when it was that the cat first appeared,
the dapper looking brown and white cat with the piercing blue eyes. But
without a so much as by your leave, he rode this particular bus every
day and made the acquaintance of everyone aboard. They remarked on just
how friendly ... almost over friendly the cat was, as if the feline had
no regard for human space and frankly didn't care, getting enjoyment out
of watching them go cross eyed trying to figure out what breed of cat
would be this way.
He had a spot by a window, peering out of it while standing on his back
legs, and would given kitten commentary to any one that passed him about
the local scenery.
It was only as they passed by the Plass that he did a weird thing that
nobody understood why it was, but only that it appeared he gave the
Torchwood monument a salute before returning home. The bus drivers when
questioned only knew that he had to come off of the bus back where he
started.
"And we know cats can't salute .. but he gives respect and goes on his
merry way."
Nobody knew him and that was how Jack liked it .. now about that dumb
Poodle John three houses over ...
I own a dog or rather Missy owns me, because of family allergies
... I know NUFFING about cats and that's how it's going to stay ...
muahahahhaha